THE MOST OUTLANDISH BIT OF DESIGN I'VE EVER SEEN.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! DOES THIS NOT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY?! C.R.A.Z.Y. MY FRIEND GOT GIVEN THIS WALLET BY A FRIEND IN TOKYO. IT'S MADE OF ASTROTURF AND HAS A BABY RIDING A BEJEWELLED HIPPO ON THE FRONT.... I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT.... OR DO I...