1. I CAN PASS MY WHOLE BODY THROUGH MY ARMS USING A BROOM HANDLE. ITS MUCH HARDER THEN IT LOOKS, TRUST.
2. I USED TO HAVE A MULLET.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING.
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3. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DYED THIS SUMMER AND I CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE GROUCHO MARX.
4. MY DADS IN A CASH MY GOLD ADVERT WITH DALE WINTON. FO' REAL.
MY DAD'S THE FIRST EVALUATOR IN THE GREEN SUIT WITH THE RED TIE. WHAT A DORKUS MALLORCUS.
5. I HATE PRAWNCRACKERS MORE THAN ANYTHING. JUST POSTING THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SICK.
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THE STORY GOES THAT THIS WAS THE ONLY FOOD WE HAD WHEN I WENT TREKKING IN NEPAL. NEVER SHALL ONE TOUCH MY LIPS AGAIN.
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6. I TOLD A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT I WAS FROM NORWAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT GAVE ME AN EDGE. NOW I CANT TAKE IT BACK AND HAVE TO SLIP IN AND OUT OF AN ACCENT WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE.
7. I PICK OUT ALL THE ORANGE AND BLUE SWEETS- I HATE THEM TOO.
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EURRGH.
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EURRGH SOME MORE.
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8. I HAVE A COOKING PROGRAMME OBSESSION. ID RATHER WATCH ONE OF THESE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
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MM...
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MMM...
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MMMM...
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MMMMM...
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MMMMMM. FOOD PORN.
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9. I USED TO HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY "YOLO" (IT STANDS FOR "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE" FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE UNDER A ROCK) BUT I STARTED SAYING IT IRONICALLY AND NOW I CANT STOP.
10. I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN MECHANICS AND MACHINERY. SO MUCH SO THAT I WENT TO WORK FOR ARTICHOKE PRODUCTIONS, A COMPANY THAT WORKS ALONGSIDE LA MACHINE MAKING AMAZING MECHANICAL INSTALLATIONS. UNBELIEVABLE- I 'M GOING BACK TO FRANCE TO WORK WITH THEM AGAIN.
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